World's Tallest Man To The Rescue!


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Two dying dolphins in China! Choaking with medics unable to help! Bao Xishun to the rescue!

Posted by Skull @ 12/15/2006 09:14  |    10

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ceddo (Level 6 Yonkyu) @ 12/18/2006 14:30
Oh god, FFXIII! Best game ever, possibly after FFIX! XD And I saw bao on tv the other day :) gravity must kill him, the poor guy :(

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Blick (Level 6 Commander) @ 12/18/2006 14:11
I better see an animation of that sequence some day, 7even.

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vanSchmidt (Level 1 Intern) @ 12/18/2006 09:00
Uhh lol  -.-'  Interesting there seven.

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7even (Level 9 Nidan) @ 12/18/2006 04:39

"He was summoned from the nearby region of Inner Mongolia and a bizarre operation was undertaken in front of local television cameras."

Attack
Defend
Summon <-
Item

Valefor
Ifrit
Ixion
Shiva
Bahamut
Bao Xishun <-
Anima

Attack
Bizarre Operation <-
Overdrive

<< OVERKILL >>

 

>_<


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Blick (Level 6 Commander) @ 12/18/2006 02:14
Haha, I bet Johnson wouldn't appreciate the irony.

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The B.O.B. (Level 11 Master Assassin) @ 12/16/2006 16:03
And then Johnson just so happens to get Colon Cancer, and the doctors, by coincidence, can't solve it by surgery. "A Colonoscopy perhaps? Maybe a suppository?" To which the boss replies, " No, no. This is Johnson we are talking about. He wouldn't settle for something so trite, and unimaginative. No, the only way to solve this is...(hold for dramatic pause)...to get the world's tallest man, and have him personally go in manually to fix it with his Gigantic, Chinese-mandarin magic." The co-worker replied, " You mean through his mouth, like the cute dolphin he saved?" "Nope," said the boss, " We head through the back door, and catch that cancer by surprise."...That, my friends, is what we call Irony. Poor, poor Johnson.

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Blick (Level 6 Commander) @ 12/16/2006 15:14
I just wonder how the conversation for that idea went.

"Oh crap, surgical utensils aren't working! WHAT CAN WE DO!?"
"This might sound crazy, but let's get the tallest man in the world to come here and have him pull it out."
"Johnson... You are a god damn genius."
"I try, sir."

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Skull (Level 11 CEO) @ 12/16/2006 13:32
It's just so wonderful.. humans and animals working together!  

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Mykola (Level 2 Flatfoot) @ 12/16/2006 13:25
My fave article of the year!

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Larwick (Level 8 Regional Boss) @ 12/16/2006 11:21
Ahah yes, i read this in the Metro.

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