50 Worst Video Game Titles

The title says it all... I'm guessing quite a few of these awful videogame titles are due to poor translations from Japanese to English.

Posted by sedgemonkey @ 10/25/2006 22:38  |    23 | Source


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Mykola (Level 2 Flatfoot) @ 11/1/2006 13:17

Sedge, I played a variation of  that game on Neo-Geo, and belive me there's no better title for it :D

If you played that too, you know it :D

sedgemonkey (Level 11 Master Assassin) @ 10/31/2006 18:54
How could they possibly include the word "Irritating" in a game description?

grave (Level 8 Marshal) @ 10/30/2006 00:19

lol, gotta read it all before opening my mouth :p


Mykola (Level 2 Flatfoot) @ 10/28/2006 11:53

Of course he didn't play all of them, he wasn't supposed to. The list said nothing about the gameplay as it was just noting the dumbest names.

grave (Level 8 Marshal) @ 10/28/2006 11:31
Fun to read. but i dont think the guy has played any of the games. this is obviously just a list for the most terrible names :S

Larwick (Level 8 Regional Boss) @ 10/27/2006 16:23
"Mr. Domino knows where you live, bitch! " - Oh, priceless. This is like a candy shop.

BlackDragon (Level 11 Godfather) @ 10/27/2006 15:26
Lawrence, thats a DISK drive, not.... nevermind. That was funny though.

Shawn (Level 9 Federal Agent) @ 10/27/2006 12:00
Hey, Wargasm is a kick ass name. I would never play it. Just the name makes me have very disturbing thoughts.

Adarias (Level 11 Special Agent) @ 10/27/2006 11:31
i thought um jammer lammy had a hella cool title 0.o maybe im just odd

"if it moves, shoot it" has to be my fav on the list, some of the others are a bit too bad to really find funny

Mykola (Level 2 Flatfoot) @ 10/26/2006 22:35

Yeah people that list is all about games' titles, not the games themselves. So don't go asking how come so and so made the list, it was helluva game.

Even I'm cool with them including Charles Barkley's Shut Up And Jam :D

Faktablad (Level 6 SWAT) @ 10/26/2006 21:09

What kind of sicko comes up with this one?

Jason_c_o (Level 1 Depressed) @ 10/26/2006 20:57
Seems like the entire list was just based on titles instead of gameplay etc. And most of them were just included because they'd make a young child snicker.

Adarias (Level 11 Special Agent) @ 10/26/2006 20:16
how did Um Jammer Lammy get on there? I <3 that game

sk8m8trix (Level 1 Rookie) @ 10/26/2006 17:30
lol lawrence, yeah play station is for kids with thre tiny iritaing sticks

Shawn (Level 9 Federal Agent) @ 10/26/2006 17:01
Iggys Reckin Balls was a fun game. :(

Lawrence (Level 10 Operative) @ 10/26/2006 16:45
My Irritating Stick got stuck in my Playstation's disk-drive so I lubricated it and tried to unwedge it but it just snapped in half and I cried.

sk8m8trix (Level 1 Rookie) @ 10/26/2006 15:59

damn i got milk on my nuts and irritating stick

Larwick (Level 8 Regional Boss) @ 10/26/2006 15:50
I'll beat all you guys with irritating sticks.

Mykola (Level 2 Flatfoot) @ 10/26/2006 13:29
Oh yeah, OR we can also play with our irritating sticks.

Lawrence (Level 10 Operative) @ 10/26/2006 12:35
Let's all play with our Sticky Balls!

Pixel_Outlaw (Level 2 Flatfoot) @ 10/26/2006 08:42

Hey!!1 Some fo those games were great SHMUPS. HOW DARE THEY!!!  Some of those games titles make sence if you're less shallow than a 2 yearold.

Mykola (Level 2 Flatfoot) @ 10/26/2006 04:15
My favorite from the list was 'sticky balls' :D

Souly (Level 5 Killer Klown) @ 10/26/2006 00:55
Me and my friends had some good laughs while reading all 50. :]

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