The Breast New Collectible Ever!

You know all those lovely, large breasted figurines that come out of Japan with the disappointingly rock-hard plastic breasts? Well no longer! Sega has released a line of Neon Genesis Evangelion Moter Riders Figure prize toys with soft, squishy breasts.

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Posted by Anlina S. @ 9/8/2006 10:11  |    13


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neota (Level 8 Shodan) @ 9/19/2006 21:37
In summary,

This article: LOL misplaced squishiness
Stitchy: LOL misplaced angst
Anlina: Actual semi-intelligent reply
This thread: LOL (with optional perversion)
This reply: LOL (with non-optional seriousness)

7sons (Level 1 Rookie) @ 9/14/2006 13:51
my dad has 1 of these... actually this boobpuppet is where our ways cross over and over again.

Aleiav (Level 2 Quiet One) @ 9/10/2006 00:12
ha ha, that's cool.

Gnarf (Level 1 Depressed) @ 9/9/2006 00:05
Wow...this is almost as coo...I mean weird, as the hentai game that came with girl's panties.

Ensellitis (Level 11 Sensei) @ 9/8/2006 16:44
i'll touch stichy :P

sedgemonkey (Level 11 Master Assassin) @ 9/8/2006 16:33
@Monsoon2D:  Beat me to it! (no pun intended)

Stitchy (Level 6 SWAT) @ 9/8/2006 16:17
Not like anyone would wanna touch my tiny breasts anyway. >: I lose to the figures.

Monsoon2D (Level 2 Flatfoot) @ 9/8/2006 15:54

halfDemon (Level 6 Hitman) @ 9/8/2006 15:32
I likea teh squishy.

Anlina S. (Level 6 Manager) @ 9/8/2006 13:16
Hell, I'd buy one. There's something fascinating about a figurine with squishy breasts... (I have a pair of my own, but it's just not the same!) I am actually very curious as to how they pulled it off and what they feel like.

Ensellitis (Level 11 Sensei) @ 9/8/2006 13:08
now the geeks have one more reason to never leave thier rooms

Larwick (Level 8 Regional Boss) @ 9/8/2006 12:59
That's pro.        

Craddik (Level 3 Sergeant) @ 9/8/2006 12:51
wow.... people must really be perverted if they make crap like this.... but funny nonetheless

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