Stephen Colbert Commencement


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The ultra-rightwing pundit character of Stephen Colbert sent the Knox College graduating class off in style

And when you enter the workforce, you will find competition from those crossing our all-too-poorest borders. Now I know you’re all going to say, “Stephen, Stephen, immigrants built America.” Yes, but here’s the thing—it’s built now. I think it was finished in the mid-70s sometime. At this point it’s a touch-up and repair job. But thankfully Congress is acting and soon English will be the official language of America. Because if we surrender the national anthem to Spansih, the next thing you know, they’ll be translating the Bible. God wrote it in English for a reason! So it could be taught in our public schools.


Posted by sedgemonkey @ 6/5/2006 13:53  |    6 | Source

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InvaderLupus (Level 1 Intern) @ 6/6/2006 17:03
Stephen Colbert is my hero.

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sedgemonkey (Level 11 Master Assassin) @ 6/6/2006 15:10

Cool.  Setzer'll be Stephen Colbert's "my baby's mama"


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Setzer (Level 8 Cannibal) @ 6/6/2006 03:39
damn I love this guy :D I want to have his babies.

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Meta|Fox (Level 1 Jukyu) @ 6/6/2006 00:29
Ahhh satire. I liked the "Because if we surrender the national anthem to Spansih, the next thing you know, they’ll be translating the Bible. God wrote it in English for a reason! So it could be taught in our public schools."

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DayDream (Level 4 Deputy) @ 6/6/2006 00:27
that's scary stuff...

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jalonso (Level 11 Godfather) @ 6/5/2006 23:27
Stephen Colbert is the best!

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