Patriot Search


Satirical look at the United States government's new and improved fascist outlook on dealing with their citizens.  Patriot Search's mission statement says it best...

Our mission is to provide the best possible search engine to you while at the same time, making sure the government is informed should you search for something obscure, illegal, or unpatriotic.

Posted by sedgemonkey @ 1/23/2006 10:23  |    7


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OMGFossil (Level 6 Yonkyu) @ 1/30/2006 21:31
All who oppose the Patriot act rase your hand

raise it high

now raise your other hand

okay hands behind your head

you're under arrest for treason

leel (Level 5 Killer Klown) @ 1/30/2006 18:35


"Whether you are a normal searcher, someone trying to download illegal material, a terrorist looking to build a bomb, or just hunting porn, we at Patriot Search welcome you!"

Wow I can't believe no one's thought of this before.  Now, all the terrorists looking to build a bomb will search Patriot Search and help the government they're trying to destroy!  How patriotic of them!

Monkey 'o Doom (Level 11 Psychopath) @ 1/25/2006 19:29
I searched for fried moose, fried mice, fried potatoes, and fried noose, to name a few. Americans need more saturated fat in their diets. Put some meat on them there bones!

Piggy Wiggles (Level 1 Depressed) @ 1/25/2006 13:31
Fuck the USA! MEXICO OWNS YOU! ... too bad I live in the USA.

space2 (Level 3 Private Eye) @ 1/24/2006 03:30
Hehe, it's a nice way to tell your opinion to the US government. Now I can be SURE they will receive my messages (hidden in my search queries) :-)

sedgemonkey (Level 11 Master Assassin) @ 1/23/2006 13:06
I'm keeping my eye on you... traitor.

Brian the Great (Level 8 Brigadier General) @ 1/23/2006 11:06
Har har. I searched for all Russian world I could come up with. Kalashnikov, molotov and vodka.

I need to learn Russian. :(

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